Friday, September 30, 2005

Another One!

My horoscope for Friday!
Quickie: When building a relationship, you have to have faith. Take the leap -- together. Overview: People who are a drain on your energy won't change, no matter how many chances you give them. Resolve to protect yourself and find like-minded types who are on your wavelength, rather than people you need to take care of.

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Sick Website of the Day

Pets or Food?
Pets or Food™ was founded by a member of MENSA, the high IQ society, and we're dedicated to bringing consumers healthy, certified organic animals at wholesale prices. Whether you're getting a pet lizard for your son or a dozen Doberman flank steaks for a SuperBowl party, you won't find lower priced animals anywhere else that are better suited for Pets or Food™.

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That Hippie Guy

Looks like his relatives will be keeping track of him on his journey across country. The Leader Guy will have all of the news that you can possibly stand about Cody and his bus. They even have a forum and daily updates!

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Thursday, September 29, 2005

Can I Get an Amen?

Quickie: It's too easy to get carried away in their dramas -- so steer clear for a while. Overview: Distance might not just lend enchantment, but a much-needed sense of sanity if people around you are wallowing in their own personal dramas. Taking a step back for now might be the right solution.

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Anyone Find the Chocolate Heart Yet?

Ew

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About Me

Via Snidge. I did special stuff to the ones that really stood out to me.
MARCH: Attractive personality. o.O sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Get Nailed!

This article about R.K. Milholland is one of the best that I have read. He is the author of the webcomic Something Positive. I'll definitely be going back to Sudden Nothing for more reads if her future interviews continue to be this good. That's right, Randy was her first. She's a smart one to start at the bottom of the barrel. ;) Enjoy (or be enraged) at the snippet:
"LM: The very first comic features Davan sending one of his ex-girlfriends a coat hanger as a baby shower gift. I know you’ve said these early strips are based very heavily on true events, but my question here is – were you purposely trying to kick off the comic with an unapologetically brutal moment so that readers would know what they were getting into? Or was it just funny? RKM: (laughing) It was a mix. I mean, what happened was… that story was based off an ex of mine. We were trying to be friends. I had just moved to Boston and she was contacting me and I was very suspicious of her, which wasn’t very fair of me. Anyway, she called me up and said she got me a Christmas gift and I thought damn, now I have to get something for her, so – she was eight months pregnant at the time, so I asked her if she’d like a fifth of whiskey and a clothes hanger. (there is a pause here as we both laugh… because, really, who can resist the fun-loving, family-friendly humor of whiskey and a coathanger?)"

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The Nice One?

So, this weekend, right? I was out with my friend, okay, and she was having…issues. My friend kept FREAKING OUT because no one would answer her calls. Sure, they might call her back later, but whenever she called someone, they would NOT PICK UP THE BLOODY PHONE! Let’s just call it one of her pet peeves. So anyway, she was supposed to come over for dinner on Tuesday, and I called her that day to find out when she was coming over. Well, she DIDN’T ANSWER and she doesn’t EVEN HAVE VOICE MAIL so I couldn’t leave her a message. So, I call her, but this time from another phone, right? And she didn’t pick up. By that afternoon I WAS A LITTLE FREAKED out because she hadn’t BOTHERED TO PICK UP THE PHONE AND NOTICE THAT I WAS CALLING HER LIKE A STALKER, yo. I even called her work, right, just to make sure that she wasn’t there.

But she wasn’t. So, I got home and called, STILL NO ANSWER. Dude, I even e-mail her. NOT ONE THING! We had dinner, amazing chicken fajitas by the way, and she did not come over. Or even call to say that she wasn’t coming over. So after dinner, right, I put on a bra, FOR HER, and went to see if she was okay BECAUSE I KNEW HOW MUCH SHE DOESN’T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE DON’T ANSWER THEIR PHONES AND I KNEW SHE WASN’T WORKING SO WHAT’S THE DEAL, yo? I get over there, her car is there, I knock, she answers. Everything was cool, yo. She just felt anti-social AND MADE ME LOOK LIKE A BIG STALKER.
Yes, this is about you. I love you. And you suck. Just answer your phone :P
The end.
By the way, tonight I think meatballs and baked potatoes are on the menu. If you’re interested, and want to come over. You might even want to CALL US AND LET US KNOW.

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A Cry and a Laugh

I watched Fever Pitch the other night. It was good and made me cry. It has Drew and Jimmy in it. What else do you need? I'm not sure who I liked Drew with better though. Fallon or Sandler? Maybe all three could be in a movie and the guys end up together? That would be hilarious. I liked Nicole Kidman in The Stepford Wives mostly because she seemed so free in this character. Even though that doesn't seem like the right word. But it was one of the few roles that she really looked like she was having fun in. That she could breathe in. Gods...was this her first comedy? All of her others roles, she was quite serious. I don't know, maybe working with Bette Midler just does that to a girl. Can't wait to see: Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story. For all of you other fans out there, I just found this site.

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Next: Big Foot

TOKYO - The giant squid can be found in books and in myths, but for the first time, a team of Japanese scientists has captured on film one of the most mysterious creatures of the deep sea in its natural habitat. The team led by Tsunemi Kubodera, from the National Science Museum in Tokyo, tracked the 26-foot long Architeuthis as it attacked prey nearly 3,000 feet deep off the coast of Japan's Bonin islands. "We believe this is the first time a grown giant squid has been captured on camera in its natural habitat," said Kyoichi Mori, a marine researcher who co-authored a piece in Wednesday's issue of the Proceedings of the Royal Society B: Biological Sciences. The camera was operated by remote control during research at the end of October 2004, Mori told The Associated Press on Wednesday. Mori said the giant squid, purplish red like its smaller brethren, attacked its quarry aggressively, calling into question the image of the animal as lethargic and slow moving. "Contrary to belief that the giant squid is relatively inactive, the squid we captured on film actively used its enormous tentacles to go after prey," Mori said. "It went after some bait that we had on the end of the camera and became stuck, and left behind a tentacle" about six yards long, Mori said. Kubodera, also reached by the AP, said researchers ran DNA tests on the tentacle and found it matched those of other giant squids found around Japan. "But other sightings were of smaller, or very injured squids washed toward the shore — or of parts of a giant squid," Kubodera said. "This is the first time a full-grown, healthy squid has been sighted in its natural environment in deep water." Kubodera said the giant squid's tentacle would not grow back, but the squid's life was not in danger. Jim Barry, a marine biologist at Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute in California, has searched for giant squid on his own expeditions without luck. "It's the holy grail of deep sea animals," he said. "It's one that we have never seen alive, and now someone has video of one."

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Am I?

You Are a Normal Girl
You are 60% Good and 40% Bad Sure you've pulled some bad girl stunts in your past. But these days, you're (mostly) a good girl.

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In the Nightmares of Some....

My horoscope courtesy of the Onion.
Late at night, you still see the faces of every single one of your victims, which would not be half as horrifying if you weren't the exterminator for the city of Newark.

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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Sniff me, Eat me.

Your Scent is Pumpkin Pie

Warm, comforting, and a bit old fashioned You've got what men want - believe it or not! What Scent Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.
Seamore quizzes here 'bouts.

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Slow on the Uptake

From the Housekeeping Monthly, May 13, 1955 edition. A guide on how to keep your husband happy. Try reading it in different voices for that 'added' effect. Just how does one 'prepare' children? I wish this wasn't real.

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Into the Woods....

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And they look amazing.
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But I am going to make you go chase after them.

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The Harbor

It was a beautiful day!

We had a wonderful guide, and she brought us to the Long Wharf by the Aquarium. We didn't go inside, but we did take a moment to soak in the sun. I think next time I would like to stay at the Mariott.

Glenn looked so cute sitting by the bright blue water of Boston Harbor.

We just had to jump in there with him.

It was a picture perfect day.

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The Cemetery

The Old Granary Burial Ground in Boston was awesome! About all of the tombstones had skulls and angels with skull faces. Very gothic. Makes me want to have a full mausoleum one day.
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Park Street Church, the site of the old town granary where grain was kept before the Revolution, dates back to 1809. This Evangical Church of "firsts" is the location of the first Sunday school in 1818 and the first prison aid in 1824. On July 4, 1829, William Lloyd Garrison gave his first public anti-slavery speech here and two years later, "My Country 'Tis of Thee" was sung for the first time by the church children's choir.

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At least 1,600 people are known to have been buried in this tiny graveyard, as the land-poor colonial Boston, old graves often were dug up to make way for new bodies; the spongy ground hastened deterioration.

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Among those laid to rest at this stop along the Freedom Trail: Paul Revere, John Hancock, Samuel Adams, the victims of the Boston Massacre and Christopher Snider, a 12-year-old boy killed by a British soldier 11 days before the massacre.

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The large central obelisk marks the graves of Benjamin Franklin's parents; Franklin himself, though born in Boston, died in Philadelphia. And Elizabeth Vergoose, buried here in 1690, is believed to be the prolific storyteller later immortalized as Mother Goose.

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One of the things that I learned in Boston is how much of history tends to be based on false accounts. For example, Paul Revere never completed his ride. The poem used his name though because it rhymed better. I call it poetic liscense.
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Roshan & Rhiana

These are the elves that Glenn and I play in Dragon Crest.

It looks like I have little goblin ears on.

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Say hello to my little friends!

With the help of Simian, the Ape changeling, we got the Hippie!

We'll probably have to fatten him up first.

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My New Home


Page! Thanks to Google for letting me wake up each morning to my own new view of the world. Horoscopes, local weather and movie times, and the word of the day are quite important to me.

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Monday, September 26, 2005

All About Her

I think that these bowls would definitely encourage me to eat cereal every morning. Especially on those days when you need a little more 'oof' to your day. Or when no one is around to see how fabulous you look walking out the door (before wind from the highway ruins the 'do). Or when your night was a let-down and you are now looking forward to spend more quality time with your cats. I think that these bowls would become part of the everyday dishes, don't you?

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Me Likey

Your Celebrity Style Twin is Kirsten Dunst
More hippie chic than hippie chick.

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Seven Things That Surprise My Friends About Me.

(I yanked this from her.)

1. I am an only child.
2. How much I can eat when I say that I am 'not hungry.'
3. I am a Yankee.
4. I have never left the country.
5. (Before the trip to Boston) That I had never seen the ocean.
6. The words that come out of my mouth.
7. My age.
8. The random noises that I make whenever I trip or run into something.
9. That I can touch my tongue to my nose.
10. I have never taken an illegal drug a day in my life. (I 'act drunk' when others around me are drunk, I can get spastic from sugar, and when I get really hyped up I sounded like a squeaking roller coaster with kittens on board.)

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Lie Where I Lay

You are a

Social Liberal
(78% permissive)

and an...

Economic Liberal
(23% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Strong Democrat




Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid

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Movie Review

Last movie watched: Napoleon Dynamite
Acting: Faboo.
Reaction: I fell asleep.
Reason: Possibly due to the long weekend.
Or to the stomach virus I had.
Or the lack of music in the movie.
Rating: Eh.

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Friday, September 23, 2005

Perfect Strangers?

This guy won the Ultimate Hippie Vacation. Anyone else look like this: o.O ?

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The Hardest Thing to Do In this World is to Blog About It

"I need something to post about. Aaaa - aaaa - aaaaa - aaaaa"

The wine tasting last night was fabulous! Even though I got buzzed from one sip out of four wines. My friends kept teasing me that I was pregnant since my tummy was all upset. But, that was yesterday's grievances. Today is FRIDAY!!! This Friday started out with a powerout, giving us all one hour off. There is a rumor going around that a squirrel did it. Yes, one little squirrel waited to have his revenge on the town by finding that perfect cable to bite into. After taking the 50 Lightning Burst, he hobbled off to retrieve the nuts from a power supply box from last fall. Go Little Tricker!
Today's Joy: Getting the elevator that does not smell like nasty pineapple from someone's leftover chinese food, but the one that smells more like musty old carpet.

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Thursday, September 22, 2005

Positive Reinforcement

This is absolutely brilliant. Found via him.
Here's how it works: You decide on the amount you would like to pledge for each protester (minimum 10 cents). When protesters show up on our sidewalks, Planned Parenthood Southeastern Pennsylvania will count and record their number each day from October 1 through November 30, 2005. We will place a sign outside the health center that tracks pledges and makes protesters fully aware that their actions are benefiting PPSP. At the end of the two-month campaign, we will send you an update on protest activities and a pledge reminder.

That's right! A health center is having a marathon. Pledge your money and the total depends on how many pro-lifers show up outside of this clinic. I wonder how long it will last.

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Eagerly Antici-

For all of the fans out there, I know that you can't wait til this new album hits the shleves.
David Hasselhoff Raps! Not only will he be rapping, but the album will be produced by Ice-T. Germans are going to go berserk!
Ice-T added: "He's gonna come out as Hassle The Hoff - I promise you. The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour."

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Jen to the Rescue!

I asked Jen for a quick distraction. She did not fail. 101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

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Drac, the Read

I finished reading DRACULA by Bram Stoker the other night. Edward Gorey illustrated the work which added a humorous twist. I kept asking, "Are they taking themselves too seriously?" How much do they miss or how much time is wasted due to propriety? How has it helped them? Drac himself seemed to be missing for most of the book. At first I was waiting for him to really attack, then there was all of the planning and tracking down his dirt. The end really seemed to be building though. Like, okay, something is up, there has got to be a major turn coming. But it was not what I thought it would be.
However the idea of compiling the book with journal entries and having your characters rely on those entries was an interesting idea. Most journal novels I have read seem to be more of a cop-op for writers and give a foggy picture of the world. But in Dracula it was much different. I started to think more about how I blog. What is important? Did I capture enough information for later? It reminded me of how I can't wait to see the pictures that I just got developed. I can't remember what I took a picture of, but hope that I captured enough of what I wanted. Odd enough, I always seem upset that there are never enough pictures of me. I want to know about what I was doing. Was I happy? How did I interact with this environment? Hey! There's a picture of a building, but did I ever go inside? Why is it so important that I have a picture of it? Will I feel the same way about my blog in a couple of years?
Suggestions for what to read next?

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Reminders

The morning after.
Joy feeding me her twice baked potatoes and making me lean over real low.
Lindor chocolate that makes magic in your mouth.
Pictures of the ocean.
Good cuddles with my husband.
Knowing that Halloween is coming soon and a good time will be had by all.
Seeing ‘The Corpse Bride’ this weekend.
Possibly going to my first wine tasting.
Finally getting stuff organized
. My computer is being fixed.
Actually liking ironing.

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

All At Once?

To the person who did the following search and found my site: I really hope that you are okay. And have gotten another pair of pj's and sheets. o.O

"pajamas vomit bed pillow diarrhea"

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Blame Them

These guys were nice enough to post the super quiet image coding secrets.
Soon this blog will be nothing but pictures! Wheeeeeee!
Good thing Glenn is getting my computer all nice and fixed. ;)

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The Feast

It's all about the food with me, isn't it? I searched some more on All Recipes and found more collections.
Oktoberfest
Fall and Winter Salads
Apples & Squash

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Beat with a Soul

This time of year my heart yearns to hear the sounds of Carol King and James Taylor. Two old friends that I feel I could while away the afternoon over a cup of tea with, talking about how good life is. When are we going to Carolina, James? I'll buy the tickets while Carol makes the Earth move. Paul Simon steps in and becomes the little brother that I just want to hug. And then there is George. A mighty spirit, full of humanity and inspiration. We walk along the long dusty road together, finding hope and peace.

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Autumn Daydreams


Jen has inspired me to post about Norse Mythology. (Picture here.)
My first encounter with Norse Mythology was my sophomore year of high school in English class. My instructor told us about how in college she had to do a huge research paper about the Norse sagas and she and her classmates scoured the local libraries for information. It sounded like she was scraping so much as picking info out of books with a pair of tweezers. With one Google search I have found 604,000 results in 0.12 seconds. It's good to have the internets.
A list from the University of Pittsburgh. From there I found a list of all things fae! The World of the Vikings sounds impressive. Wow...I'm kind of wanting to read the Wheel of Time series now. That, and have a wonderful autumn fest in a huge field.
There were be a tent, with roasted food and wine and mead. Children would be running in the leaves, women would wear a ringlet of leaves and fall flora. And everyone would gorge themselves on food. Corn and breads, roasted beef and potatoes. Just when you think you can't eat anymore, you see the table full of pies, cakes, candies and tarts. The feast is merry and plentiful. A bonfire will light the sky while we sit and sing and drink and tell stories until we retire. The shadows grow darker and the night takes over. An appropriate welcome for the second harvest. Someday....

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Monday, September 19, 2005

Salty Facts


Sick of people just saying 'Arrrrr'? Me too. Here are some links to enlighten your day about what a real pirate is.
Walking the plank is a hollywood myth. Here are some real punishments used by pirates Did you know that each pirate had their own flag or jolly roger that was flown? And that there is a difference between a red flad and a black flag? Find out here. Or what about all of that treasure? You would think that many would give up their regular jobs for the life of a pirate, especially with all of those beautiful Spanish galleons just lazily floating by. If you would like to teach about pirates in your classroom, this site has many different links. Or, instead of talking like a pirate, why not learn some shanties and sing like one? If you really have caught the pirate bug, why not just experience it? Every year in Key West a Pirates in Paradise Festival is held. If only I had known about this beforehand.... Perhaps you don't like to leave the house, so you can read about pirates or just watch 'em. And of course, not all pirates were men.

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Fer Love of the Sea

My pirate name is:
Dirty Morgan Bonney
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

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Cults and Rumors

Halloween is getting closer, and some people might be concerned about the truly 'evil people' or local 'cults' in the area. Here is a website called Cults 'R Us Hit List. This site lists cults that have been disbanded, cults that have drunk the Kool-aid, and new cults that are on the rise.
Snopes also has a great list of urban legends based on Halloween. Scary stories are fun, but they are no reason to ruin Halloween for others. Remember, just because someone likes to wear all black doesn't mean that they are in a cult. They are just scared of conformists.
Happy Hauntings!

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We Stole This Guy's Submarine!


Remember when I told you about the Great Hippie Vacation? Well, he stopped by our Dragon Crest even this weekend for a photo shoot. You can check out the pictures here. My husband is the one carrying Cody on the left. Isn't he cute? I took some pictures that will be developed & posted later this week. Word is picking up on this guy. The trip might even be filmed. MTV is supposedly trying to get in on it for a series.
UPDATE!
Cody also has more auctions up!
Advertise on the bus. Cody The Hippie t-shirts Desktop wallpaper Cody Hand-made tie-dyed t-shirts

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Shanties of Evil


Need to get your day off to a good start? Log in to live365 and listen to some shanties to get your feet hopping while mopping up the deck!
I just have one question, why hasn't Google caught on? Typically they are all about decorating for the holidays!
Everyone say, 'Hi James!' Yup, yup. That's my friend James. Lookin' like a pirate, yo!

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Friday, September 16, 2005

Self Worth

On the Count of...


Glenn and our friend Brett plotting to throw me into the water. FOOLS!!! Don't they know that if they wait ten seconds I'll be sure to fall in myself?


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It was a close call, but I guess gravity is different in Boston.

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Thank You Jen

You made magic in my mouth.

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Thursday, September 15, 2005

Freudian Inventory Test

Freudian Inventory Results
Oral (36%) you appear to be stubbornly and irrationally against receiving help even when it might be the more intelligent option.
Anal (66%) you appear to be overly self controlled, organized, and possibly subservient to authority, this effectively narrows your exposure to a wider set of options and ideas lowering the odds that you will make the best decisions in life.
Phallic (50%) you appear to have a good balance of sexual awareness and sexual composure.
Latency (43%) you appear to have a good balance of abstract knowledge seeking and practicality, dealing with real world responsibilities while still cultivating your abstract and creative faculties and interests.
Genital (46%) you appear to be somewhere between a progressive/openminded and regressive/closeminded outlook on life.
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About Time

A new judgement in Nepal has brought women out of the cowshed and into their homes. I hope it lasts.
"Women in poor villages in much of western Nepal are forced to stay in dirty cow-sheds outside the home for four days during their monthly period.
They are often given unhygienic food and suffer verbal abuse."

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The New Me!

I've found a new toy! Making avatars, buttons, and now dolls! Wheee! I made her here.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

The Ultimate Hippie Vacation

I know this person's neighbor. Read the story.
Yes, it is a real e-bay auction. Looks like you are also bidding on a road trip.

The Rules of the Trip:
You will be required to sell Tie-dyed T-shirts for gas and food money. There is no map on the bus and he WILL get lost. Stuff Happens! (And you know what I mean!) If the bus blows up, he has a tent. You must provide your own bail money. (Please see rule 3) He will provide "the most craziest vacation you will never forget!" Okay, the deal is, my brother-in-law and his huge hippie bus moved into our backyard. AND WE WANT HIM OUT! Please help us by bidding on this auction! Every bid moves him one step farther out of our yard!

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Boston Trip Part One

Wednesday night my husband and I and four of our friends launched off to Boston! I had no idea that Missouri had so many adult video stores. I woke up somewhere around the Indiana/Ohio border. Just in time to stop at Bob Evans Restaurant for crepes! I took over driving from about one hundred miles west of Columbus to 32 miles west of Eerie, Pennsylvania. Although I didn't get to take pictures I did get to see Lake Eerie. Just Ontario and Huron left to see! It started to get a little rough by the time we stopped at McDonald's for dinner. I think we were all ready for a stationary nap. I woke up in Buffalo, and felt great! I felt so great that I think I started to worry one of my friends for she repeatedly told me that 'Drugs are bad.' Thirty hours later...we were in Boston!!! And I finally got to see the ocean!


I was quite excited. With my shoes off and my husband's hand in mine, we walked along the coast. Little kids were busy making sand castle's. I think there were even scouts in the water working on a badge.


It was the perfect time.



I could barely contain my excitement. Luckily, Glenn was good enough to just take it.


After a wonderful dinner at Bob's Crab Shack, we headed off to the Dragon Crest event. At which I proceeded to take some beautiful black and white pictures of my friends in their costumes. Now, if only I could find someone to put those pictures onto cd for me, since it seems to be the one thing that Wal-mart does not do.


This is my husband playing his Dragon Crest character, Click! Isn't he cute? If I get permission, then I will post more pics of everyone. There are still at least two rolls to develop.


Us after a long day of Dragoncrest.
Little did we know that in a couple of days we would go on a whirlwind tour of Boston! It was amazing!!!

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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Swampy Wishes and Creepy Dreams

FORTY SEVEN DAYS LEFT!!! What is a girl to do? Hope the new color scheme brings holiday spirit to some of you. I've also revamped the LJ.

Costumes that I remember from Halloween past:

Statue of Liberty
Coockoo clock
the sea
fairy
witch

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