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In the year 2006 I resolve to: Have at least one orgasm per hour. Get your resolution here

Last Line of 2005...?

Hm... "Breech hull all die" even had it underlined.

(Name that quote. Clue: Said by a robot.)

Four Star Meme

What other way to end the year with a meme? Four jobs you’ve had in your life: Tormenter, SIM Diety, Shoulder-to-cry-on, Life Preserver Four movies you could watch over and over: 50 First Dates, The Goonies, Dogma, LOTR: Return of the King Four TV shows you love to watch: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Gilmore Girls, Smallville, Friends Four websites you visit daily: Google home page, Jen’s blog, VJ’s blog, Therese’s blog Four of your favorite foods: Italian, Greek, Liquid, Sugar

Four places you’d rather be:

In a private mountain cabin made just for two with a roaring fireplace, champagne chilling, snow outside and the faux fur rug beneath Dancing slowly on the balcony of our honeymoon suite in Hawaii Rockin’ the boat Leaving the bank parking lot after closing on our first home Four albums you can’t live without: ‘Once more with feeling’ BTVS, ‘Poodle Hat’ by Weird Al Yankovich, Moulin Rouge Soundtrack, 'Little Earthquakes' by Tori Amos

A Secret!

The veil was brushed behind my shoulder to hide the mostacholi stain from the night before. By the way, I got a new scanner for Christmas and it is awesome.

Lessons Learned in 2005

* In sickness and in health * Stress is not worth it. It is not an option. It is not healthy. If you cannot change it, then don’t stress. If you can change it, then do it already! * People suck. That is there problem. You cannot change them, only be there for them. * Having a family you love can rock and they can surprise you. * Search for an answer and you will find it. * If you have an obligation, whether or not you want to do it, you still should. If it's really that bad, then leave. Otherwise, there is some good to find in it to make you stay. * Don't let the opinions of others bring you down. The only opinion that matters is yours. You are the only one who knows what is truly right for you.

DC Quizzes

Gummy Bears

You may be smooshie and taste unnatural, but you're so darn cute.

What Kind of Candy Are You?

I cannot escape my diet-cokeness, can I?

Your Summer Ride is a Beetle Convertible

Fun, funky, and a little bit euro.You love your summers to be full of style and sun!

What's" Your Summer Ride?

You Were A Lion

You have a lethal combination of strength and energy.You have strong family ties, and close friends are like family to you.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

Your Christmas Song Is

Baby'>http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/click?id=CkIfgYlVpZA&offerid=99176.471058882&type=10&subid=">Baby, It's Cold Outside I simply must go - Baby, it's cold outsideThe answer is no - Ooh baby, it's cold outsideThis welcome has been - I'm lucky that you dropped inSo nice and warm -- Look out the window at that storm Christmas is nice and all...But being snowed in is icing on the cake

What Christmas Carol Are You?

I used to try and find as many versions of this song as possible.

Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Little Wrapped Presents

You've made Santa a very happy fellow this year.Don't worry - what happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole!

What Will Be In Your Christmas Stocking?

Sven's Real Day Job

Sitting on my couch tonight, I could not believe my eyes as the new Diet Coke commercial aired before me. It wasn't the song 'I like the Way' by the BodyRockers. It wasn't the lure of the drink. It was not the featherbed. It was the fact that Sven was dancing on my television. He will deny it. But look: Sven was dancing as he went off to work in the morning, putting on his coat and shoes. I started to look in the background for his birds, but could not see them. In the end, I was half expecting him to try the door and find it locked from the outside.

Feeling schmoopy. See you later, cowgirl.

Truly Is a Magical Coin

Mazes & Monsters I don't know why this movie has been on my mind lately, maybe it's because of all of the violent stereotypes that are being promoted in regards to gamers. This movie pushed the whole 'gamers are crazy and playing Dungeons & Dragons will only make you lose touch of reality'. I like the viewer's comment at the bottom of the page. I think I was too young to fully digest this movie when I saw it, but I know the caves have appeared in my dreams every so often.

Quote of the Day

Today's Quote come's from Svenny.

It may look nice, but let me assure you it was freezing, the kind of cold where when you pee it comes out as steam. I did that once as a child and asked my mum why 'clouds were coming out instead of weewee'.

Speculative Creations

"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible," wrote French philosopher Voltaire.

My Diet Coke-ness Should Be Feared!

Supposedly I look like an angry little ferret when I get mad. Although, I'm really angry, I still look cute.

The Fun Part of My Day

I removed a stray black hair from my finger.

The Play's the Thing!

The other night I watched The Simpsons. It had been awhile but I was pleased to see them reenacting 'children's stories' and one of those was Hamlet. During the reenactment of the play scene, Bart gives the quote of "I'll catch the conscience of the king!" the king, played by Moe, overheard Bart. And this is the part that made the little English major inside of me want to reach out and slap Groening!

"Hey man, you can't hear me, I'm doing a soliloquoy!"

Now you know why I'm so mad! Wait, you didn't catch it? He said SOLILOQUOY!!! You can hear someone doing a soliloquoy, Hamlet's line was an aside you dope!

Aside: A piece of dialogue intended for the audience and supposedly not heard by the other actors on stage.

I was quite frustrated but continued watching The Simpsons because while frustrating, it was still quite humorous.

A Kiss is Deadlier if you Mean it.

I got an 8/10 on the Christmas Novice Quiz. How well did you do?

Gooey Fun!

Found at my new favorite blog, Not Martha! by way of LeahPeah, here is your Advent Calendar!

My Goodness That's A Lot Of Shake

I have Tara hair today. Even doing the button-down sweater thing. Heh.

Starry Goodness

My Horoscope for Today: You will finally receive the passion you so desire and the material rewards you need. A financial windfall could come your way today, or at least payment on an old debt. Meanwhile, love energy from a new area in your life is boiling over.

WANT AD:

Companian who will drink spiked egg nog with me during Christmas season. Must provide the nog. I will provide the Spike.

Harsh Light of Day

Last night I watched some new show that had David Boreanaz on it. I laughed because his son's name on that show was Parker.

This Morning's E-mail

gosh, all i want to do is read and crochet. when did i turn 80, and where are all of my cakes? *looks at behind* oh.

This Year's Girl

This all happened a year ago on Christmas Eve Eve. Original in black, my comments in blue. My Predictions for 2005 Lame Title. I will get trade in my beloved van for a Jetta. Didn't happen. Instead Glenn's car committed hare care. G & I will scope out places to live. Kinda been happening. We will have a blast on our birthdays. Glenn had shingles and I ruined my surprise. Spring break will be fun!!! Skiing was surprisingly fun. G will finish his armor and it will look really cool. He just about had it finished when his character permed. People will want to feed me tiramisu. Joy did feed me pleasurable desserts. My Revolutions for 2005 Again, lame. To call resolutions revolutions. Cut my hair. Short! Now I'm trying to grow it out. I will see the ocean. Yes, and it was wonderful. Our 1 year wedding anniversary will be sweet. It was beautiful. Mostly because we left our cell phones at home. I will enjoy playing Anarchy more. ... I will have 2000+ hits on my blog...from other people! Er...yeah? My blog will look more apealing. Even if I have to put bananas on it! Yes, bananas not included. I will start making Christmas gifts during the summer. Attempted, didn't work out. I will sell something on ebay. Didn't happen. Be more generous with my time towards others, and know that it is still okay to have private time. *cringes when I think about September*

What's Good for the Penguin is Good for the Man.

Man and woman were created in God's image right? Down here we concentrate on gender roles and sexual preference. What if to God those two parts were more like feet and hands? And all of the physical stuff that exists here on Earth is just an added bonus?

ENTROPY

I’m tired of people being scared all of the time. I’m tired of wondering what people’s intentions are by saying to me Merry Christmas. I’m tired of having to agree on everyone’s side about the meaning of Christmas. I’m tired of politics. I’m tired of religion. I’m tired of people believing in the Bible and in their preachers more than in God and some politician on tv. I'm tired of societal norms becoming mandates. I'm tired of funny lines and much prefer actual conversation and opinions being shared that doesn't end in screaming. I'm tired of not being listened to. I'm tired of feeling bad and not being able to do anything for people I care about. I'm tired of being tired. I'm ready for New Year's Eve because I need a drink.

Grave

I dislike it a lot how I have to keep flipping over at night b/c my arms keep falling asleep. I would just sleep on my back, but that leads to snoring, and some mystical elf wakes me up when I start snoring and that turns me into ANGRY COL!!! Although I have been referred to in the past as the Diet Coke of Evil, believe you me that I can be the Cherry Coke of Anger! Grrr Argh! *burps* Excuse me. The picture is just a cute forward. I mean...isn't it horrible? Grrr...look at all of that red. The red makes me so angry! Grrrr!

Seeing Red

I am Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!! Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

Maybe You Shouldn't Answer the Phone Anymore.

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.

Sorta Fairy Tale

No no no no no no no! They've got it all wrong! Christopher Robin was one of my three favorite characters on Winnie The Pooh, now they've gone and messed it all up!

Yet Another Dream

Last night I dreamed that Gilly and I and Ikey and Donna went driving and were going to go hiking. Ikey and Donna took off for the restrooms when we got there. Gilly had the idea to put all of their stuff back in the car and drive off. Really we were just going to go get my car. But they came back and chased after us. When we got to the place where I had parked my car ( a huge river, like an Alaskan river w/ stones alone the bank, drearie sky), we saw something on the beach. It was two dead golden retrievers. Something had killed them. I think it was Ikey that noticed something else next to them under a tarp. It was a little girl, but she was just barely alive. She looked at the dogs and said that they had lost their souls. Then, I saw her soul start to slip away, I pushed it back into her and she tried to warn me not to. As soon as I forced her soul back into her body HE took over. Some kind of a creature/monster/evil thing. And his two servants transformed the dogs' bodies into these hideous grey, fish with huge teeth, that walked on two legs, and they had these horrible large open-mouths. It looked like my head could go straight into it. The three of them started to pursue us, but we got away in the car. That was when we got to this entrance to the mountain. It used to be a ride, but we knew that once you went inside that you were really headed for the gullet. I couldn't find Glenn at first; we had gotten separated. I almost got on the ride w/out him, but then I found him. He didn't understand why we had to sit together at first b/c it was just a ride. Then, it started to turn into a Neo/Trinity thing where he and I were walking through the ride and killing all of the evil creatures that were in it. It was weird b/c I was able to have some control in my dream. Typically I would just go into the fetal position and let the creatures eat me. But this time I just put my hand straight out, waved it around a little, and killed them. It was wonderful, yet silly. The dreamed continued a little bit after that, but nothing that I really remember.

Not Very Voluptury

Two gals walking this morning: G1: Sorry you have to wait for me while I got dressed. G2: No problem. G1: God it’s cold. G2: Aouaouwoauow G1: Brrrrr G2: Ohmygod G1: You need a scarf for your face. G2: I have one but it’s around my neck. G2: I can’t feel my knees! G1: My purse won’t stay on my shoulder! G2: Maybe we can arrange for someone to drive us. G1: Yeah! G2: Ohmygods, now the tingling has begun! G1: From here to here? Me too! G2: Yeah! Oh no…it’s going up! WALK FASTER! G1: Hey, I think we’re going to make it. We won’t have to eat each other. As a side note: It has been over half an hour since this conversation and I am *just* on the verge of getting all of the feeling back in my 'from here to here' zone.

Dear Whimsical Santa,

Dear Whimsical Santa, How are you? I hope your reindeer don't have colds. Could you send me the entire collection of every recording of 'The Rainbow Connection'? I love that song and would like to hear it by every artist that loves that song too. In exchange, I will bake you cookies and chocolate milk. Not many people realize that you are a chocoholic like myself, and I will gladly feed your addiction because I know it's what keeps you going all night long. Hershey kisses, Colleen

Christmas Survey

:) 1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? Hot Chocolate for the rest of the year. I drown myself with egg nog but resist the urge to buy it as much as I can. 2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? Sits them under the tree. It's your parent's job to wrap them and hide them from the dogs. 3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? Colored lights. Espeically blue. I prefer non-blinking, although it's kind of cool if they are set to music. 4. Do you hang mistletoe? Haven't seen it yet at Wal-mart, when I do, it's MINE! 5. When do you put your decorations up? Whenever I get a house. 6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)? Excluding dessert? But..but...eggnog. 7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child? My Great Dane opening up my presents, which prompted my mom to hide the gifts in a closet until we opened them. All of the dogs got presents and had to open theirs. I think it was Bandit's favorite holiday. I just don't know why he wanted my cd's. They didn't smell like food. 8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? I always knew. According to my family though there was one Christmas Eve when I would not let them start a fire because I cried and screamed that Santa would burn up. It was pretty cold too. 9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? Open from friends and relatives on Christmas Eve, open up from the family Christmas morning. Fall asleep before noon then chow down on leftovers. 10. What kind of cookies does Santa get set out for him? Chocolate chip, duh! They're my dads favorite...hey! 11. Snow! Love it or Dread it? Love it, hate driving in it. 12. Can you ice skate? Er..... I watch it a lot. Or, I used to. Michelle Kwan was robbed yo! 13. Do you remember your favorite gift? The cabbage patch dolls and the twin bunk beds my parents made for them. 14. What's the most important thing about the Holidays for you? The food and home-made stuff. 15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert? I have to pick just one?! 16. What is your favorite holiday tradition? Letting the dogs open up their own gifts. 17. What tops your tree? I don't have a tree. And I don't feel like giving a dirty answer here. 18. Which do you prefer Giving or Receiving? Giving the perfect gift. Receiving something unexpected. 19. What is your favorite Christmas Carol? It Came Upon A Midnight Clear 20. Candy Canes! Yuck or Yum? Yum, but too many.

Favoritest Christmas Link Ever!!!

Yay!

Patience, where have you gone?

A cult is a religion with no political power. - Tom Wolfe

SIMplify Their Lives: Merry +1

Rezzie and Jonny were quite happy in their new house. So were Maximus and Farley. Although Farley still had b.o. issues. VJ even came over for a visit, and told Rezzie all about her new job as well. But it was Gilly who was really having fun. ;) Ikey had no idea that she felt so strongly about him, and he told her that he needed more time to decide. He came back in twenty-five minutes. Rezzie was practically walking on air. The wedding was very sweet. Jonny crooned them their first song. But then that night...well.... Jonny was also having 'issues'.

SIMplify Their Lives: The Bleeples Move South!

Life was exciting as ever in the Bleeple household! Ikey had fallen in love with Gilly, and David and VJ, well.... David was working steadily as a musician and VJ was looking for a new job. She would rather smell like fish than like popcorn all day. So she ended up getting a job as a sheep herder! Soon enough she would be working at an aquarium ;) Time was moving fast. And David was about to make his move. He thought that hottubbing would set the move. Then he changed into some better clothes.... Wha-what?! A refusal? VJ told David that until he showed her a really good, fun time, then there was no way she would marry him. So, he got some video games for her to play. When her mood lifted, he thought that he would try again. Afterall, he had the ring.... They got married on the spot. Too bad Ikey was at work. Alfred approved though. The very next day, VJ went out and bought them all a new house! VJ and David were obviously very excited. VJ immediately blogged about the move, while Ikey invited everyone over for a party. Everyone loved David's music. There were games and food and hottubbing! VJ hadn't drank any coffee in awhile, so things started to heat up between her and Rezzie. Jonny didn't like it, but luckily it didn't last long. VJ got her coffee and went outside to check out her new koi pond. The next day she was promoted and got to work at the aquarium. David was a wedding singer, and on the weekends they would perform together.