Thursday, May 31, 2007

Said Before the End of the Harry Potter Series.

People need to learn to be satisfied with life.

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Booyeah!

Your results:
You are Dark Phoenix
Dark Phoenix
47%
Mr. Freeze
43%
The Joker
39%
Riddler
39%
Venom
37%
Mystique
37%
Two-Face
37%
Poison Ivy
31%
Catwoman
28%
Dr. Doom
26%
Lex Luthor
23%
Apocalypse
21%
Green Goblin
21%
Kingpin
20%
Magneto
17%
Juggernaut
13%
A prime example of emotional extremes: Passion and fury incarnate.
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

No Wife, No Life?

Gawd...this amuses me and makes me sick. Including all of the 'romantic' undertones.
Loris admits a brief marriage to an American woman didn't work out and that too often typical American women tend to be self-centered, taking for granted too many of the things they have. He said in meeting the wives of his Vietnamese friends, he found their temperament and demeanor a pleasant contrast. He felt in a Vietnamese woman he could find "someone who could work with me and not pull in a different direction, like too many American women do." He said he was introduced to several Vietnamese women who lived in Fort Smith, but came to believe he would be more compatible with a woman who lived in Vietnam and who was interested in coming to the U.S. to a life of greater freedom and opportunity.

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Can't Talk, Greeks Will Eat Me.

Friday, May 25, 2007

I Have The Sweetest Husband In the World

Not only did he respond when I asked him if I can go out of town this weekend for a bachelorette party with an immediate yes, he also brought me lunch, ran my errand, cleaned the house and packed me a cooler with treats!

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Thursday, May 24, 2007

BEST! GIFT! IDEA! EVER!

I just heard this the other night. Instead of loading up on candy or making carmel apples, go to the pet department and buy a bunch of $0.15 fish and a large bottle of fish food. Go home, type up an instruction sheet, dole out the fish food into little baggies, put the fishies into little cups or baggies. Then, give them out to kids at Halloween. I've heard that some parents will spontaneously shoot flames out of their eyes in pure JOY!

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Angel Kitty

News article here. I love how it is downplayed as a simple mutation. But it's been around. At one point a winged cat was thought to be a messenger from Satan!

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I Love History

"What religion a man shall have is a historical accident, quite as much as what language he shall speak." -George Santayana, philosopher (1863-1952)

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

I only have one question.

Where has this store been all of my life?!

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

So Let It Be Done

When people are mad at each other they should eat because things will go a lot smoother. But at whatever costs they should not throw food. That's practically a sin. Better yet, when people are really angry at each other, they should blow bubbles. An entire room of ambassadors from the UN would be a lot less intimidating if they had a tray of bubble soap in front of them and a bubble wand in their hands.

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Friday, May 18, 2007

I Had Them Melting in MY Hands

I had so much fun last night as an M&M! Let me explain. My friend Lena asked me if I wanted to dress up as an M&M for an event. Of course I did! So last night I headed up to Rogers....
First there was the terrible accident, so we had to go a roundabout way to get there. Lena said that she needed to call Vinny to tell him that we would be late due to traffic. And I said, "VINNY! We're taking a job from a guy named Vinny?!"
So she and I start shooting "Hey Vinny!" yankee lines back at each other. When we get up there, we walk into the hotel and I notice a guy who TOTALLY looks like a Vinny. AND IT WAS HIM! He took us to a back room where the costumes were.
I was Red and Yellow one was there too, sadly no Green. (Yes, several guys at the event made that comment.) So...I started to change, I didn't bring shorts so I thought I could just wear my undies but the stupid handler for one of the other costumes WOULD NOT leave the room, in fact he took up just staring at us girls change and get into the costumes. And by change I just mean take off our shoes The other girl was nice and let me borrow her skirt so I could put that on and then take my pants off.
So we got the costumes on and then started to play and doing joke pictures before we go out to the crowd. I think I was an animated character in a past life, I really do.
Our job was a sort of welcoming line into the reception for the dinner and we took pictures with everyone walking by. Other characters were there: Tony the Tiger, the Keebler Elf (who fell over TWICE), and the Hamburger Helper Hand. I started hamming it up. Since I was at the beginning of the line, I started walking out to people. Or I'd stand still and wait until they got close and step out with my knee bent and waving my hands, like I'm on broadway. (I got that move down after working at haunted houses.)
I forgot at first that i wasn't supposed to talk. I kept trying to get people to dance with me by waltzing by myself, but they only high-fived me. Finally, the M&M guy Vinny walked up to me and said "You see that old lady over there? I'll give you a box of M&M's if you make her smile."
"Done!"
I start to go over all sneaky. Because you know how sneaky a giant M&M is right? I start hiding behind poles, sneaking a peak at her. She's just staring at me with her mouth open. I hurriedly walk across the lobby and peak out behind a wall. Finally I walk up to her. Not only did she smile, but she also hugged me. Booyeah!
Then I went back to the line to take more photos. I attempted to belly dance but I don't think it turned out too well. That's when we spotted a bunch of guys standing around talking in the lobby. I went over and started gesturing to them. More high fives were had, but I was more worried that they were going to pour a beer onto me.
Then, the girls came. Being a red MALE M&M I had to ham it up! It was a mother with two teen daughters. The mom was scared of me but I eventually got her to hug me. It took persistance, including following her around. The one daughter loooooooooooooooooooooooooooved me! I got her to hug me and dance with me. (It was ace, as Jonny would say.)
That was when I spotted the girls on the balcony, but by this time the Keebler elf was falling over. Time was almost up! So, I just gestured to the girls on the balcony like I was Romeo. Waltzing for them, waving, gesturing them to come down stairs. I gestured towards the elevator and considered riding it up to them but I didn't wanna take a chance that Vinny would tackle me. A few minutes later Lena practically had to drag me out. It was only after I was out of my costume that I heard 'the children' would be around on Saturday. Too bad I won't be around. They'll never know what they missed!
VJ suggested that I "[w]rite a paperback, called, "My Night as an M&M." But I felt that "so many adult bookstores are going to order that book by mistake." I'll take a chance.
Will update with pictures soon!

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

My Absolute Favorite Scene from Kill Bill

Now go home to your mother!

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Friday, May 11, 2007

Simple. Love. Fun.

  • Little girl riding her bike in the rain and giggling while doing so.
  • Secretly watching two friends hug, hold and comfort.
  • Revisiting a simple way to have fun.

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Thursday, May 10, 2007

New Love

I cannot wear heels to save my life, but maybe I could fly in these.

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Who's a Pretty Kitty Princess?

Here we see Sophie being a pretty kitty princess.

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By this time, Howl can no longer stand Sophie getting all of the attention and attempts to undermine her standing as the pretty kitty princess.

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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Food Dilemma

I haven't been craving food as much lately. Don't care for spaghetti too much anymore. Or fajitas. Barely care about french fries either. Before I couldn't wait to go to McDonald's, now I roll my eyes and sigh when it comes to choosing which fast food to eat. Especially when they don't have fun toys in the happy meals. Sandwiches still dull me. Days like these I really wish I had no taste buds so I could just eat the most bland food around to get full. Maybe I should just eat what's on hand? M&M's and cookies. Yeah, I'll be sick to my stomach by dinner.

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His Name is Thurston

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I would love to make more animals and dolls out of wood but I don't know if I have the necessary tools, and wood can be expensive. I might be hanging out at Hobby Lobby oggling the kits or stalking around eBay.

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Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Meet My Elephant

I spent a lot of time on him this last month. Researching elephants. Thinking about elephants. How many types of elephants are there? How do they function? I'm surprised I didn't have dreams of elephants. But I did watch about five seconds of a very disturbing video on youtube where someone is 'training' the elephant and the phrase "hook him!" is shouted. Too scary.
His eyes pivot so that he can no longer see. Then an extra trunk comes out of his back. It's evolution!!! Now, a picture extravaganza!
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Oh! If only someone could help give him a name!

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